Rules

Everybody's gotta learn, nobody's born knowing.

~ Harper Lee

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This sign is the opposite of Hotel California. You can never check in but you can leave any time you like. At least that is what Harper told me.

 

Cars

One person's car is another person's scenery.

~ Jonathan Ive

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I love driving around and taking photos of things I see. Is it ironic that I drive around and sometimes take photos of cars that are not driving around. No. No, and if you think that then I don't think you know what ironic means.

Lobster

The proper place to eat lobster... is in a lobster shack as close to the sea as possible. There is no menu card because there is nothing else to eat except boiled lobster with melted butter.

~ Pearl S. Buck

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Lobsters hate those places. 

 

Past

The past is never where you think you left it.

~ Katherine Anne Porter

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Dec 11, 2012

Dad sent an email about his cancer saying he could go off chemo and didn't have to carry around the infusion pump for now. "The only down side to today was the one of the chemo drugs I was on causes numbness in the hands and feet and it can become permanent. I have some now. He gave me a prescription that may help with that. Had to share this. It was a great Christmas present."

My response to his email: If the numbness isn't in your head, how come Erik and Kirk always refer to you as a "numbskull"? That is confusing to me.

And Leslie's response to me when I shared the news with her was:

He may want to keep numb hands and feet because I got your parents the Hot Coals of Fire version of Twister for Christmas.

Look

The Artist was an observer, he couldn't bear to be observed. The world always gets those mixed up.

~ Fredrik Backman

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When you are wired to watch other things instead of focused on looking at yourself, it is uncomfortable when people look at you. You worry that they might see all of you, all of the secrets, all the flaws, all of the imperfections. You worry about those things because that is what you see when you look at others. 

Sometimes you also see them slip on the ice and fall down and you laugh a little. And you don't want people to see you fall and then laugh because that is not funny at all. 

Things

Everything she owned was either unbreakable or broken.

~ Barbara Kingsolver

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Did you ever break something of your mom's and now you still feel bad about it? You should because she is really angry with you about that.

Listen

When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.

~ Jodi Picoult

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One week I sent my friend Gene an article about the Taco Bell ultramarathon. 

Me: I am not in favor of telling other people what to do with their lives. I try to only do that in my head. And yet, I thought it was important to share this with you.

A few days later I was driving around and came across this on an old trestle bridge. I sent it to Gene who responded, "I'm not one to tell people what to do with their lives... but I think you need to get some Taco Bell."

Choose the people you invite into and retain in your life carefully and choose well.

Lure

The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.

~ John Burroughs

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Sometimes you need to take a few moments and appreciate where you are. Really stop and take things in. Especially the things you want to steal.

Friends

It is good people who make good places.

~ Anna Sewell

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Good dogs make good places, too. 

 

Attention

The true art of memory is the art of attention.

~ Samuel Johnson

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I don't know what dog memories look like. 

(pause)

That's it. That's the post.

Whisper

(Photo by someone with my dad's camera)

It isn't what they say about you, but what they whisper.

~ Errol Flynn

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When Doris whispered, "This is the worst shower I've ever been to," everyone heard her. Doris was quite hard of hearing and had actually screamed the comment at Zelia who was sitting next to her. Zelia wasn't sure how to respond, so she just kicked Myrtle's handbag into the center of the room. It distracted no one, but it didn't matter. That was just how Zelia got her kicks.

Places

It is strange how people seem to belong to places - especially to places where they were not born...

~ Christopher Isherwood

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I keep seeing this thing pop up on social media about how most people do not live in the right place. I'm not sure how anyone knows whether others live in the right places or not. Unless it's an article about squatting.

Messages

I never try to convey a message, I just want to tell a story.

~ Isabelle Allende

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Once upon a time I had a work meeting that I was dreading. I was right to dread it because it was a situation where one person just wanted to agitate other people without bringing solutions. You know the type. They come and flip over tables and then leave it to other people to clean up the mess.

Anyway, I had been dreading the meeting and it turned out to be exactly the kind of meeting I expected it to be.

But then, immediately after the meeting, I got a text from my brother. It reminded me that my job is my job, not my life. My life is made up of beautiful things and good people. His text made the ugliness of the meeting evaporate completely. 

Kirk wrote one sentence that lifted my spirits and reminded me of what really matters in life.

"If you get a minute will you create and send me a photo of me with mutton chops?"

And now all is well.

Cards

I don't turn to greeting cards for wisdom and advice, but they are a fine reflection of the general drive of the culture.

~ Susan Orlean

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An Email Exchange

Jenn: LOL- Love the card!

Sara: That masterpiece is from Michelle Boettcher. She thought it would be slick to send that grotesque picture of me on a card across campus. However, people that received it did not know it was a prank, and when they mentioned it to me (often just a thank you), I did not know what they were talking about and would just smile and nod. So I apparently foiled the prank with my dimness...

Jenn: OMG - this is even funnier. When I first got the card I wondered? I should have deciphered the handwriting. Then, on Sunday evening Soundoff! I saw a replica and died laughing.

I wonder who I could play on prank on over here in CHS... Well, nobody if I want to keep my job.

SO FUNNY!!!

Me: This is one of my favorite jokes I have ever played. Second only to the time I switched all the labels on my parents' canned foods.

Jenn: Do your parents still allow you to visit? 

Me: They do. But they always have the front door locked - even when they know exactly when I am arriving. True story. It annoys me, but it sort of makes sense.