Guidestones

Let These Be Guidestones to an Age of Reason.

~ Georgia Guidestones Inscription

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Guy at dog park: Have you ever heard of the Georgia Guidestones?

Me: I have! They got blown up. 

Guy: I know. You know what they said?

Me: I read them, but never really understood them.

Guy: They said we had to get rid of pollution and manage the population. You know what the pollution is?

Me: Does it have to do with climate change?

Guy: No. It has to do with people sitting along the side of the road asking for handouts.

Me: . . .

Guy: Also, it has to do with pollution in the air. The government is putting metal into the air to control us.

Me: . . .

Guy: Look up - can you see the vibrations of the metal in the air.

Me: (looking up) Nope.

Guy: Yes, they are going to control us through our frontal lobe. We won't be able to think for ourselves. That's why they are working so hard to self-driving cars.

Me: . . .

Guy: Well, thanks for letting me talk to you about this. I better get these three dogs back in the car so we can get home to Florida.

Me: . . .

Guy: Thanks, really, for letting me talk to you about this.

Me: You're welcome. Have a safe trip.

Guy: I will. Thank you again.

Me: . . .

Lily prefers people at dog parks. I prefer the dogs. I bet the dogs have some pretty out-there ideas, too, but they never talk about them to me.