Dog

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

~ Corey Ford

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 The other day Lily was running around like a doofus with two toys in her mouth.

Me: (laughing) Lily, you are a silly dork.

Lily stares. Wagging her tail. Waiting to see if I chase her.

Me: If they made a show about you, it would be called "Dorkdog."

Lily stares. Wagging her tail. Waiting to see if I chase her.

Me: I woud totally watch that show.

Lily stares.

I begin chasing her.