Sunrise

Isn't it nice to think of tomorrow as a new day with no mistakes in it, yet?

~ L. M. Montgomery

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Yes. And it is also nice to think about what great mistakes we might make. So many opportunities.

Worry

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration, and resentment.

~ Dale Carnegie

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This has been a tough year. It was one filled with worry, frustration, and resentment. In my defense, some of that was not to be avoided. In my offense, I can do better and will try to in the future. 

(pause)

And I will try not to worry about it if - on occasion - I fall into some frustration and resentment along the way. Some of you are frustrating. You know who you are.

 

Red

Life is simple. It's either cherry red or midnight blue.

~ Lou Gramm

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Want to know where the idea of painting a town or city red comes from? I've found several accounts that might have led to the saying. I don't know which one is true, but they all seem to involve drunken men running the streets. 

(pause)

A lot of things in our society involve drunken men running the streets, drunken men who have run the streets, or drunken men who might run the streets.

Pride

I'm always proud of you son. Just not of what you're doing and who you are.

~ The Conners

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Pride is one of the seven deadly sins. I think this means Lee Greenwood is going to hell.

 

Mailbox

Servants, who would have to wait on their masters on Christmas Day, were allowed to visit their families the next day and employers would give them boxes to take home containing gifts, bonuses, and sometimes leftover food.

~ Old Farmer's Almanac

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What a lot of the rich people didn't know is that no matter what they gave them to take home, a lot of times their servants had the most fun just playing with the boxes the gifts came in.

(pause)

Again this year, I know Boxing Day is not about mailboxes. 
 

Lights

You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.

~ Mark Ruffalo

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I'm not sure what this quote has to do with Christmas or lights, but it popped up when I searched for "quotes about Christmas lights," so I'll just go with it. That's kind of what I've had to the rest of this year, so no reason to stop now.

 

Reindeer

There are more important things than comfort. Self respect!

~ Donner (the reindeer)

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I know a lot of people feel sorry for Rudolf because of his red nose. Rudolf isn't the reindeer I empathize with the most, though. No, it's his dad (according to Rankin-Bass), Donner. I mean, what eats me is that every birthday his entire life, if he had a birthday party it was a Donner party.

Music

Some days I need the music

And some days I need the lyrics

~ Some person (unidentified) quoting someone else (also unidentified) on social media

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Some days I need to pay more attention to who is saying what.

 

Presents

Go shorty, it's your birthday.

~ 50 Cent

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I don't know if Jesus ever asked for a football for his birthday or not, but if he did, I bet it was tough for his parents to hide it from him. Regardless, it appears that the nuns assume he'd be a Stillerz fan.

 

Water

All water is holy water.

~ Zadie Smith

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SO LOOK OUT, VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!

Children

Everyone who was once a child should have at least one children's book in them.

~ Michael Rosen

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A woman posted on Facebook the other day, "Why is it so hard for me to let go of my childrens' books?" My guess is because they are probably sticky. You know how gross children are.

 

Watching

Whenever you do a thing, act as if the whole world were watching.

~ Thomas Jefferson

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Me: I don't want to start a new series until after we get back from our trip.

Leslie: What?! Well, what are we going to WATCH, then?!!!

Me: Well, you had better WATCH YOUR TONE, little missy!

 

Interest

(photo is screenshot from Clemson University web site taken today.)

 To be interesting, be interested.

~ Dale Carnegie

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No one is interested in the fall semester that just finished. Apparently no one ever was interested in it. It was one of the most difficult I've ever had, so I get the lack of interest.  

I'm afraid to see who is interested in the Spring 2025 semester.

Curtains

... and the very folds of the curtains contained secrets and sighs.

~ Anais Nin

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Leslie says that this is the same curtain she had in her room growing up. I don't know how she thinks a family from Maine went all the way to Pennsylvania to steal her curtains and put them up in their cabin in the woods, but whatever, Leslie. You know everything, so it must be true. You surely had the most precious and special curtains of all -- so special it inspired people to steal them.

Sheesh. She's unbearable sometimes.

Sunday

Time flows in a strange way on Sunday.

~ Haruki Murakami

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You can approach Sundays with enthusiasm for a new week or dread for a new week. Or you can pretend that the new week starts on Monday and put the whole thing off for an extra day.

 

Grandmothers

Having a grandmother is like having an army. This is a grandchild's ultimate privilege - knowing that someone is on your side. Always. Whatever the details. Even when you are wrong. Especially then, in fact. A grandmother is both a sword and a shield.

~ Fredrik Backman

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Go Army

Beat Navy

 

Rides

Saddle your dreams before you ride 'em.

~ Mary Webb

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This is particularly helpful if your dream is a horse.

 

Rules

Learn the rules, break the rules, make up new rules, break the new rules.

~ Marvin Bell

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Something I find particularly compelling about what you have written here is the idea of "just do what you're told." I think that much of education (and society as a whole particularly for those holding marginalized identities) is not about learning and certainly not about questioning, but it is about conformity. My sixth grade teacher, Mrs. Richardson, who was about 114 years old used to always say, "Sit down. Keep still. Be quiet." It was her motto. I was raised to be a rule follower, but I'm not sure I have completely fulfilled that mission because sometimes rules are stupid.

Truth

The truth will set you free, but first it'll piss you off.

~ Dr. Sharon Fieldstone

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If you find that a lot of things piss you off at first, go take a nap.

 

Cure

Red is the ultimate cure for sadness.

~ Bill Blass

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I don't know that we can actually cure sadness, but it is treatable. For me, the color red doesn't really cure sadness, but puppies do. Puppies cure a lot of things. 

(pause)

And dogs cure the rest.

Cover

(photo from Amazon site)

You can't judge a book by its cover.

~ George Eliot

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This is the book that started that saying.

 

Sale

Make a customer, not a sale.

~ Katherine Barchetti

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I know we, as a species, are rarely interested in one another's dreams. And yet, I choose to share this one with you.

I dreamt I had gone into business with a comedienne (I forget who) because we were creating our own line of jeans. For some reason I showed her a snow cone I made out of Legos.

I can't believe she still wanted to go into business with me. 

Creepers

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Wendy was right... us hanging around during the house showing did help sell that place! Though I was surprised people didn't have more questions for us. I mean, the Home Owner's Association asked us a lot of questions, but the people at the open house didn't.

Communication

Email, instant messaging, and cell phones give us fabulous communication ability, but because we live and work in our own little worlds, that communication is totally disorganized.

~ Marilyn vos Savant

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So this is an email that I sent to a student last night. They had texted me to apologize for not sending me something I asked for because it was in their draft folder. I was typing them, "No worries, I hope it didn't stress you out that you hadn't written me. It's fine." 

However, Lily walked into the room dragging around one of my t-shirts. There are certain t-shirts that she likes, but when she grabs them I make her take them to the laundry room. I apparently hit the record to text button. 

I was going to delete it, but then I thought about how much I would love to get a transcription of someone talking to their dog, so I decided to send it (with an explanation). Sometimes you just have to do what the universe is encouraging you to do. 

Lily is a knucklehead, but wow is my life better with her in it.

Work

The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.

~ Jonas Salk

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I get a lot of random catalogs. I understand how some of them found me, but others... well, I have no clue why I get them. Anyway, I currently get a catalog that is toys almost entirely for children between 6-11 years old. I know some children those ages, so it's fine. However, why does a company exist that only makes toys for kids those specific ages?

That's not the point of this post, though. The point of this post is that one of the items in this catalog is a "Responsibility Chart." 

(pause)

No child wants that. 

Well, maybe there are a few children out there who would want it. They are also the children who need more toys than all the other kids because none of the other kids want to play with that child.

(pause)

I just thought of a new product. It's called an "Irresponsibility Chart." As a parent, THOSE are the memories you want to keep track of because they become awesome stories. I mean, do you want to talk with people at Endora's graduation party about how she always put away her clothes and how many times she emptied the dishwasher OR about she gave her cousin a bunch of medicine she found in the bathroom or the time that she mailed out invites to her birthday sleepover without checking with you? And also it wasn't her birthday.

Do you want to raise someone who values work more than adventures? I'm not the boss of you, but no. No you don't want to raise someone who values work more than adventures. Look what that's gotten us.

All that to say, I DID order the responsibility chart -- for Leslie. There's really a lot more she should be doing around here. I mean, someone has to, and I'm going to start going and doing that adventure stuff, so I don't have time.

Thanksgiving

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, "Man, just be yourself." 

~ Mitch Hedberg

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I believe that if you are followed by a turkey at any point in your life it means a lifetime of health, happiness, and wealth. I believe that because I was followed by a turkey one time, and I really want that to be true.

Traveling

To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work.

~ Mary Oliver

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Lily is so mellow. She is a great traveler. She is always ready to go even though she hardly ever knows where we are going. I do think she understands the word "school" and knows when she is going there. Other than that, every time she jumps in the car it is literally a leap of faith.

She is awesome. I would do better to try and be more like her.

Also, I know it looks like the car behind us is tailgating and way too close. However, we weren't moving at the time because there was a long line to get into the parking lot at the top of the mountain. I appreciate your concern, but don't get angry with the people behind us. At least not for tailgating. I don't know the rest of their lives. They may warrant your anger. It's your call if you want to hang on to that anger or not (though I've heard it is a bad idea to do that). I'm not the boss of you.

Cooking

Yes, I know the Muffin Man

Who Lives on Drury Lane

~ Nursery Rhyme

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So, I have read that the Muffin Man was Frederic Thomas Linwood who was a serial killer who lured children into dark alleys with a muffin tied on a string.

I have also read that this is NOT what the Muffin Man is based on.

A question I have is, "Isn't a muffin on a string seems like a weird ploy?"

A question you have is, "Why is she reading all this stuff?"

A question we all have is, "Why does my brother have a book just called ladies?"

Disturbances

I just don't like my world disturbed without some warning.

~ Harper Lee

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We have had some horrific weather this fall. I have been very lucky not to have been as horrifically impacted as others. If you aren't in the region you don't understand what happened. And for those of us outside of the areas most devastated, we don't understand how bad what happened was. 

And I know that one of my coping mechanisms is humor. And I try to know when to joke about a thing and when not to joke about a thing.  And I know that the universe has a sense of humor. It doesn't always choose to wait to joke about a thing. But then, it's the universe. It gets to (and always does) do what it wants to when it feels like doing it.

With that in mind, the universe decided to follow up Helene with two other disturbances. My personal disturbances.

Very funny, Universe.

 

Appearances

He was not what he seemed. Who is?

~ Zadie Smith

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I think that sometimes two people can be looking in the same direction but one is looking at the past and the other is looking at the future. It's kind of beautiful.

And annoying because we are NEVER going to finish this game of Monopoly if they keep this up.

 

Rearview

To develop foresight you need to practice hindsight.

~ Jane McGonigal

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When people let you down or dump things on you and make you angry, don't get angry. Just keep moving forward. One day, it will all be in your rearview mirror. THAT is when you seek revenge because it will be harder to connect you to the crime since all that time has passed.

Bread

How can a nation be great if its bread tastes like Kleenex?

~ Julia Child

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Like the old marketing saying goes:

Clowns don't sell bread

They sell dread

No clowns on boxes, packages, or bags

Or anything else because clowns are awful!

Gardens

Somewhere beyond right and wrong, there is a garden. 

I will meet you there.

~ Rumi

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I wouldn't mind meeting someone in a garden. As long as it's not my dad because I know he's just going to try and pay me 60 cents an hour to pull weeds. And then, when I try to get fired by "accidentally" pulling up a carrot or potato plant or two, I won't get fired, I'll just get my pay docked. 

I think that is wrong. My dad thought that it was right. The garden wasn't quite beyond right and wrong because he was the boss of me.

Weird

The thing that convinced me to come to Clemson was the faculty. I thought they were going to be stuffy intellectuals, but they're not.

~ Rylee Bowman

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What I think Rylee meant is that we, as a group, are not both stuffy and intellectuals. For example, I am not stuffy, but I am an intellectual. She probably also meant that we can be a it off-beat or unusual. Because who wants to be usual?

Anyway, that's what I think she was saying about ME. My colleagues on the other hand... Well, I don't know what Rylee was saying about them.

Spoiler: I do (and while it's pretty funny, it's not nice, so I won't repeat it here. I have to do what I can to protect Rylee.).

Dead

Our dead are never dead until we have forgotten them.

~ George Eliot

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If you ran a business and were the boss of a bunch of medical examiners, I bet you would have the "coroner office" on the floor where you worked. But I'd avoid that career. It's a dead end job. This blog is pretty funny, it kills me. If you're imagining me saying all of these lines know that I'm doing it dead pan. 

Friendship

What kind of friend do you need me to be?

~ Jessica Aden

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My friend Jessica taught me how important it is to ask people what they need when they are talking to you. Do they need you to be silent and listen? Do they need you to wallow in whatever struggle they are facing? Do they need you to affirm some injustice you are experiencing? Do they need you to discuss options for moving forward? Or maybe they need you to tell them it's going to be okay and you should quit whining and deal with it.

I am someone who usually tries to fix things, but Jessica taught me that isn't always what is best. So now, instead of starting by suggesting solutions, I start by telling the person talking to me to quit whining. 

Thanks for all those options, Jessica.

 

Sitting

Let's just sit quietly and listen to the secrets the rain wants to tell us.

~ John Mark Green

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Sometimes you just have to put on your yellow galoshes and your rubber duck head mask and go sit on a dock. I'm not exactly sure when those times are, but sometimes.

Tuba

I played the tuba in high school. I wanted to be a member of the marching band. I thought, what can I play that has the most effect? What can I play to get people to laugh?

~ Patti LuPone

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I think people who play the tuba have a deep connection to that instrument. I had a student in class who played the tuba. We were doing an activity with stickers in class. She asked if I had a tuba sticker. I didn't. But the next week I did. Because that's the kind of teacher I am.

Also, I now have some extra tuba stickers if you need one.

Cyclones

I didn't get into this profession to be somebody. I got in this profession to do something.

~ Matt Campbell

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I watch more football now than I ever have. Every Saturday - when I can - I watch both the Iowa State and the Army games. Sometimes they are on at the same time, but that's okay. 

Iowa State is having a very good year this year. So is Army, for that matter. My team lost last week, but they are still my team. I don't get mad at them when they lose.

I do get really, really mad at the other team when that happens, though. 

Trying

I have done nothing all summer but wait for myself to be myself again.

~ Georgia O'Keefe

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All summer.

All fall.

This quote really was a bit of gut punch for me when I first read it a few weeks ago. I can relate to it. 

As the days get shorter, maybe it is easier or maybe it is more difficult to be ourselves. Or maybe we don't really care because whatever we are doing, we are doing it in the dark.

Or maybe we don't really care because we have a wonderful dog in our world.

(pause)

I think that dog part is the most right.

 

Move

Your phone's predictive text and autocorrect Markov chains update themselves as you type, training themselves on what you write. That's why, if you make a typo, it may haunt you for quite some time." 

~ Janelle Shane

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On November 6th, 2024 (yesterday), I was searching the internet to find out if I could move a photo I had downloaded from my phone to my computer back to my phone. I figured the robots could help me with this question.

Me: (typing) Can I move

Predictive Text: to Canada

(pause)

Typos are not the only things that may haunt us for quite some time.

Punctuation

Whatever you know, or that you don't know, tell me about it. We can exchange tirades. The comma is my favorite piece of punctuation, and I've got all night,

~ Rasmenia Massoud

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 The other day I was emailing a colleague who - fortunately - is also a friend. I closed my message with "Does that make sense!" I immediately realized what I had done and wrote back and said, "That was supposed to say, 'Does that make sense?'" not "sense!" 

I wasn't yelling at her. She thought it was funny - which is good.

(pause)

Otherwise, I probably would have had to yell at her.