Goodness!

There is only one kind of shock worse than the totally unexpected: the expected for which one has refused to prepare.

~ Mary Renault

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Kirk: I thought about whether or not to have Zak go to daycare tomorrow. And then I thought about having him stay until 5:30.

Me: (pretending to be Kirk's train of thought) And then I thought about having him spend the night.

Kirk: (pause) I wonder what they'd charge me for picking him up the next day.

Me: They'd probably charge you criminally.