Hut

I go down to my little hut, where it's tight and dark and warm, and within minutes I can go back to being six or seven or eight again.

~ Roald Dahl

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I'm planning on buying the lot next to Bob's Clam Hut. I'm going to call it the "Calm Hut." I am going to make a sign that looks similar to the one here. When people walk up, I'm going to give them life advice and maybe pat them on the shoulder. If they get angry because they thought it was Bob's Clam Hut instead of the Calm Hut, I'll say, "You seem upset. It looks like you're in exactly the place you need to be. Now calm down."

I imagine they will thank me and give me a lot of money. I think this is a good business plan.