Tires

Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.

~ Jack Handey

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So, I have a lot of quirks. Two of them relate to driving and music on the radio. If a Phil Collins song comes on the radio, it is imperative that the station not be changed (yes, in case you wondering, this also applies to the group Genesis). Why? Because I have had two flat tires in my life. Both of them happened immediately after I changed the radio from a Phil Collins song.

The second music driving quirk is that if Whitney Houston comes on, you must change the radio immediately. This is because every care accident I've had (except for the random flat tire) has occurred while Whitney Houston was singing on the radio.