Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in.
~ Kathie Lee Gifford
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Some people don't like crafts. I like to make dioramas of those people out of pipe cleaners, popsicle sticks, and glitter glue. Then I think it helps those people to like crafts.
(pause)
Okay, that is a lie. While I do enjoy a good diorama, you would have to pay me a LOT of money to use glitter glue. Or just plain glitter. Or even shiny confetti - which is nothing more than oversized glitter.
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