Kitchens

The best way to get rid of kitchen odors?  Eat out.

~ Phyllis Diller

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Kitchens are laboratories.  Instead of beakers, they have saucepans.  Instead of eyewash stations, they have kitchen sinks.  Instead of centrifuges, they have blenders.  Instead of research grants, they have coupons.  Instead of autoclaves, they have microwaves.  Instead of lab coats, they have aprons.  Instead of mad scientists, the have angry cooks.  And neither one of them want you sticking your finger in their concoctions.  

You know that saying, "Too many cooks spoil the broth?"  Well, there is also this saying: "Too many scientists spoil the broth."  It is not a common saying.