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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Legs

A lie has no legs, but a scandal has wings.
~ Thomas Fuller
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If you were being chased by a robot and somehow managed to make the legs stop working, that is fine, but don't forget about its laser eyes and extendo-arms.  A robot without legs is still lethal.  A spider without legs, less so.  But who would take the time to remove all of a spider's legs?  That's just messed up.  Oh, and unless it's a robot spider then the laser eyes might still be in effect.  And in the case of a spider, we're talking about up to 8 eyes which is a lot of lasers.  Oh, but there are some spiders that have no eyes.  In which case the spider robot laser eye fear would not be so significant.

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