I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
~ Mitch Hedberg
~ Mitch Hedberg
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Leslie: Why were you cranky?
Me: I don't know.
Leslie: Why are you not cranky now?
Me: Because I read my blog and it made me laugh out loud.
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