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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Slumber

Slumber not in the tents of your fathers.  The world is advancing.
~ Giuseppe Mazzani
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I think it is completely acceptable to call a guy who sleeps in flannel a slumberjack.  And if he is not a nice guy, I think it's fine to call him a slumberjackass.  And if he is a not nice guy who sleeps in flannel all the time and kills people, yes, he is a slumberjackassassin.  And if he is also always super-sarcastic, it's fine to call him slumberjackassassinsincere.

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Shall I continue?

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That's what I figured.

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