Listener

A good listener truly wants to know the speaker.

~ John Powell

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Me: (mumbling)  Oh...  that's why...

Leslie:  What?

Me:  Nothing I'm just talking to myself.

Leslie:  Why are you doing that?

Me:  Because I'm a good listener.

Leslie:  What?!

Me:  Because I'M A GOOD LISTENER!!!

Leslie:  Oh.