When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
~ Winston Churchill
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The other day Leslie and I were in a bookstore and I saw pizzas for sale by the cash register. They were not refrigerated, nor were they cooked. You took them home, assembled them and then cooked them.
Leslie: What's wrong?
Me: This. This is wrong.
Leslie: What do you mean?
Me: It's not refrigerated.
Leslie: It says it doesn't need to be refrigerated.
Me: I know that. It just seems wrong that we would create something like this and sell it and people would buy it and think that it constitutes a meal. I can't imagine that it is very healthy. It must be super-preservatived.
Leslie: (mumbles)
Me: What?
Leslie: (repeats herself - I still don't hear her)
Me: One more time?
Leslie: You worry too much.
Me: (long pause) I can't believe you said that. And I really can't believe you repeated it three times!
You see, Leslie worries A LOT. So much so that I bolded, capitalized and underlined "a lot" in the previous sentence. She has a lot going on. You could say we all do. And we all do. I'm just saying she has a lot.
She also is much more responsible than I am. I'm not saying I'm irresponsible. That might be the case, but I'm not saying it.
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