Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
~ Hans Christian Andersen
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I would not choose to be a character in a fairy tale. The things that happen there are crazy. Seriously. Talking animals. Lots of witches and suspense and injury and death. I guess some of those things happen in real life, too, but you miss my point.
If I absolutely had to be a fairy tale character, I would like to be Scoldilocks. I know she's an off-shoot character I just made up, but I think I'd be good at being her. I could break into people's houses and criticize them. It's a lot like what I already do except I have to wait for people to come to me before the scolding starts. Well, I don't have to wait but I have been told - rather forcefully - to stop breaking into their houses, so I'm waiting for them to come to me just to be safe.
