Silence

Whereof one annoy speak, thereon one must remain silent.

~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Kirk: My car reads me your texts in a British voice.  I'm driving.  Text me.

Me:  Pip pip good sir.
        I hope your travels are outstanding
        How are you this fine day?
        Off to the grocery?
        To get some cheery
        Ohs
        Get it?
        CHEERY O
        CHEERIOS!
        BWAA ha ha ha

Kirk:  :)  
          This was a good thing.