Troubles

A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.

~ J. K. Rowling

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I think that maybe troubles melt like lemon drops in hell. I mean, it would have to be really hot to melt hard candy, right? And I imagine that if you are in hell whatever problems you had before become pretty small considering you are now in hell.

And does that mean that Satan has never had an actual lemon drop? That he only has had lemon drop syrup?

I have so many questions. 

And you all have so few answers. 

Rather, your answers just don't match my questions.