Neato

We don't always know what we're doing. We often just get excited, put something down, and say, "Oh, neat."

~ Tina Weymouth

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A lot of people ask me if it is neat or if it sucks having my birthday right after the birthday of the United States.

I say, "It could be worse."

People say, "How?"

I say, "Well, just ask my brother."

People say, "Why?"

I say, "Well, his birthday is December 27th."

(pause)

Actually, that's a lie. I mean, his birthday IS December 27th, but no one ever asks me that stuff.