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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Oz

Scarecrow: Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?
~ Wizard of Oz
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If I was a dentist, I'd call my practice the "Wizard of Aahs." People would like that and they'd think, "Now here's a dentist with a sense of humor." They'd come in and be all relaxed. 

The best part of it is when they come in and instead of working their teeth I do brain surgery on them or give them a heart transplant. Then they'll see how powerful I REALLY am.

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