I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.
~ Zach Galifianakis
- - - - -The peep standoff continued for several hours. The sun beat down on them. They knew none of them would last. They also knew none of them were going to back down when it came to the hammock. What they failed to realize (mainly due to poor eye sight) was that none of them - even in attached groups of four - would ever enjoy the hammock. They would fall through to the ground.
There was no relaxation to be had. Not in the midst of conflict. Not in the hammock. No where.
There was no privacy, either. They were forever bound to at least three other peeps - maybe more if they stayed in the sun much longer.
"So THAT'S why," Wilbert thought to himself, 'There's no such saying as 'To peep his own.'"
Wilbert was wise, but the others didn't want to hear any more from him, so he decided to keep his wisdom to himself.
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