Dorothy

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no fibs.

~ Oliver Goldsmith

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You know that part in the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy says to Professor Marvel, "Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?" Well, if I had a dollar for every time a student said that to me, my life would not be significantly different from how it is today.