Gas

When it comes out the hole in your bottom, it's a fart, also called passing gas.

~ Shinta Cho

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Driving by a station and not refueling is also called "passing gas," but if you say, "I'm passing gas" while you drive by a gas station, people will think you're talking about farts -- even if they can see the gas station right there!

People are idiots.