Awesome

Being a little weird is just a natural side effect of being awesome.

~ Sue Fitzmaurice

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The greeting card company reviewed my order and after realizing I am indeed NOT awesome, refunded me on the purchase.

(pause)

Just kidding. They know I am awesome. They just realized that I was going to send the card to you and you are not awesome. You should be angry at that card company. I was going to write something really nice in that card.