Numbers

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

~ Steven Wright

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I was sick for a few days recently. A couple of people checked in on me. I told them both I was better, but not quite recovered. I wrote one and said, "I'm not quite 10%, yet." I wrote the other and said, "I'm not quite 109%, yet." I probably should have been resting and not texting.