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Sunday, August 27, 2023

Alley

Easy Street is a blind alley.
~ Wilson Mizner
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Person 1: I thought Easy Street was Bruce Springsteen's band.

Person 2: No. That's "E Street"

Person 1: Oh. And blind alley is...

Person 2: A pointless direction or going in a certain direction mistakenly.

Person 1: Oh. I thought a blind alley was where they hang curtains partway down the bowling alley so you can't see the pins.

Person 2: (silence)

Person 1: I just made that u---

Person 2: I know.

Person 1: This was a nice talk.

Person 2: Talking with you is a blind alley.

Person 1: I like to think that talking with me is easy and without worries. Talking with me is E Street. (pause) Hey. Where are you going?

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