Toast

        Linus: You gonna make some toast, how about putting a 

                   slice in for me?

        Lucy: Here you are.

        Linus: Thank you very much. Hey! This is too light! It's 

                   hardly singed! Surely you don't expect me to eat RAW 

                   toast!

~ Charles M. Schulz

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First of all, Linus is pretty ungrateful here.

But much more importantly, you know Charlie Brown Thanksgiving? Where did the kids get all those toasters?!