Grand

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

~ Rita Rudner

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I think not all grandparents are all that grand. Maybe for those who are not grand, we could just call them "oldparents" or "crotchetyparents." And also you don't have to buy them cards on grandparents' day. 

(pause)

Despite the photos, this is not a post about Leslie. It's about different grandparents. 

Probably.