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Thursday, May 31, 2018

Perseverance

Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after the other.
~ Walter Elliot
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The other day I saw a photo of a baby pig - a piglet, if you will (a piglet even if you won't). On the image were the words "Bacon Seed." I laughed and laughed and then I thought how sad it was for the little cute pig. 

Then I forgot all about it because Leslie made BLTs for dinner.

The point is to persevere. 

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

35

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.
~ James St. James
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Thoughts on this sign...

I think that even someone dressed formally who is loitering can appear casual. 

I think that you are more likely to be asked to leave a formal event for being dressed to casually than asked to leave a casual event for being dressed to formally.

I think because of the issues around men and masculinity in our culture, not all of them would be comfortable coming to an event wearing a casual dress.

I think it's time we gave up blaming violence against women on their attire. I don't believe in causal dress.

35 years and up seems random to me. Unless of course it is because they want to exclude anyone who isn't eligible to be president of the Ireland, Russia, the United States, or Uruguay.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Courage

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.
~ Marcus Garvey
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Don't forget that part of courage is rage. You have to be brave enough to get angry enough to create change or face your fears or lift up others.

Also you can rearrange the letters to make "e-cougar" which would be a pretty ferocious e-animal. Way more ferocious than the e-sheep, for example.

Monday, May 28, 2018

Annoyed

Reacting in anger or annoyance will not advance one's ability to persuade.
~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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I don't know why Leslie was annoyed with my Uncle Sam finger puppet first thing in the morning. It's not like I even had it on a bad finger.

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Hospitality

Hospitality: making your guests feel at home even if you wish they were.
~ Justine Vogt
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Supposedly the suffix "ity" means to have the quality of something. In this case, this can of beans and potatoes seasoned with Vidalia onions has the quality of a hospital. A hospital in the south.

Interesting marketing approach.


Saturday, May 26, 2018

Chair

When fortune calls, offer her a chair.
~ Yiddish Proverb
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What you see probably depends on where you sit. If you always keep your head down, you're likely to see less. And if you are a butthead, you're likely to see virtually nothing at all.


Friday, May 25, 2018

Tree



A fool sees not the same tree a wise man sees.
~ William Blake
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That's because a fool can only see unintelligentree while the wise see sagacitree.

I make up words when I can't find the words I want, therefore I am neither wise nor foolish, but I just see things creativetree.

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Life

A well-ordered life is like climbing a tower; the view halfway up is better than the view from the base, and it steadily becomes finer as the horizon expands.
~ William Lyon Phelps
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But sometimes we want to look deeply and intensely not broadly. In that case, it isn't the tower that helps or represents the view we hope for. Rather it is the microscope - or maybe just squatting if what you want to look at is on the ground but not all that tiny. 

In conclusion, sometimes a well-ordered life is like squatting on the sidewalk. 

(pause)

I'm not sure if that will ever really catch on.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

You get mixed messages because I have mixed feeling.
~ Sarah Kane
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I love this combination of signs. It's kind of like - You aren't welcome here, and you can't do anything, but give us some money.

Wait.

By writing that I guess I'm equating "no weapons" with "you can't do anything." I actually do lots of things without weapons. Unless you consider my sharp tongue a weapon - 'cause watch out or I will cut you.

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Panorama


To the person who desires nothing and does not get entangled in desires, the manifold changes of nature are one panorama of beauty and sublimity.
~ Swami Vivekananda
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And to the person who desires barbed wire and gets entangled in that desire - yikes! That sucks.


Monday, May 21, 2018

Lines

There's a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.
~ Maya Angelou
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There's also a fine line between this side of the clothesline and that other side of the clothesline.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Pearls

Guest: Everyone loves Mrs. Madison
Dolley Madison: That's because Mrs. Madison loves everyone.
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I heard the above on a special about Dolley Madison. Dolley Madison replaced the use of diamonds (favored by European royals) with pearls. She did a lot to set the tone for what it means to be a first lady. 

She wasn't perfect. No one is - especially when viewed through the lens of history.

Or when viewed through a blurry lens. Everyone looks flawed then.

Also, according to Cokie Roberts, Mrs. Madison didn't actually love everyone, either. Cokie said, "That's not true. I read her letters."

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Teaching

In the end, as any successful teacher will tell you, you can only teach the things that you are. If we practice racism then it is racism we teach.
~ Max Lerner
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Practice makes perfect, but not if you're practicing racism.

Friday, May 18, 2018

Milk

The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
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This saying reminds me of the saying, "A day late and a dollar short." Except instead it is, "The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons."

Thursday, May 17, 2018

Hm

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
~ Proverb
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You can't spell frosted flake chicken on a stick without two ICKs.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Education

Education is the point at which we decide whether we love the world enough to assume responsibility for it and by the same token to save it from that ruin, which, except for renewal, except for the coming of the new and the young, would be inevitable. An education, too, is where we decide whether we love our children enough not to expel them from our world and leave them to their own devices, nor to strike from their hands their choice of undertaking something new, something unforeseen by us, but to prepare them in advance for the task of renewing a common world.
~ Hannah Arendt
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That's a lot of words, Hannah Arendt. 

All I have to say about this right now is that I like to think that kids are going to renew an uncommon world because that's the one where I live.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Windmill

We should use our opinions to start discussions, not to stop them.
~ Madeline Albright
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What if the discussion I want to have is about using opinions to stop discussions, though. What then, Madeline Albright? 

What.
Then?

Monday, May 14, 2018

Dorothy

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no fibs.
~ Oliver Goldsmith
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You know that part in the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy says to Professor Marvel, "Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?" Well, if I had a dollar for every time a student said that to me, my life would not be significantly different from how it is today. 

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Bull

I never rode a bull. I'm not that stupid.
~ James Caan
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I bet if you worked at a western bar and were in charge of facilities issues and the main attraction in the bar kept breaking down and you kept asking the owner to replace it with a new one and he wouldn't because he was cheap and he didn't value your time... I bet if that happened, sometimes when you were working on the attraction you would mumble to yourself, "This is mechanical bullshit." But not too loud because the owner might hear you.

Also, I know that's probably a cow in the photo, so shut up.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Color

Mere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul a thousand different ways.
~ Oscar Wilde
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You know what this says to my soul? It says, "I don't like this color."