Fortune

Fortune's wheel never stands still the highest point is therefore the most perilous.

~ Maria Edgeworth

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If I was in charge of writing fortunes for fortune cookies, I think I could be good at it. When I was a hall director at Ohio University, I used to write horoscopes in our weekly newsletters. I always made sure to write good fortunes for Cancer, since that was my sign.

Those were good times. You could say I made my own fortune then.

I also think it would be funny to put "inspected by" slips in fortune cookies.