Storytelling

"If you're at a party, and you say to somebody, 'Isn't it hot outside?' then how interesting are you? But if you say, 'Sit down, I'm going to tell you a story that'll knock your socks off,'

they'll never forget you."

~ Liz Smith

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So, Bella hit me in the head with her lunchbox. But it's actually not a lunchbox, it's a wine cooler. She just uses it for a lunchbox and calls it a lunchbox. We all know it's a wine cooler, though.

Anyway, she got yellow carded.