In this business until you're known as a monster, you're not a star.
~ Bette Davis
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Maddie is not the most graceful person on the face on the earth. As a 14 year old, she isn't supposed to be. She's not as ungraceful as 14 year old boys, though. I think all 14 year old boys resemble Shrek.
But I digress... The other day Maddie lumbered through the kitchen looking for something to eat. I called her "Sasquatch." Chris said, "Remember how you used to call her Sasquatch all the time?" (Maddie's clumsy years have been going on for a while now).
I had forgotten that, but when Chris mentioned it, I remembered.
Elizabeth said, "I thought you called her A.S.S. - quatch."
I assured Elizabeth and everyone else that I had never called Maddie "Assquatch."
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