Tradition

People getting hurt will never be unfunny.

~ Shanda Behrens

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A family tradition we have around the holidays is putting up our tree. We all get together and do it and sing carols and tell stories about holidays past.

No, we don't. In fact, I think last year Elizabeth put the tree together all by herself. No, wait, last year we had a real tree, I think. Yes, I think we did because I vaguely remember the cat chewing on it and maybe knocking it over. And it started a fire. No, wait, that wasn't the cat, it was a cow. And that wasn't at our house, that was the city of Chicago.

Anyway, I love traditions.