Hats

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady

and left off for the rest of your life.

Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

~ P.J. O'Rourke

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So, I went to look up "hat quotation" for this entry and google asked me, "Did you mean hate quotation?" How sad is that? But you know what? Both can keep you warm. One keeps you warm so you can play in the snow. The other keeps you warm so you can get an ulcer and burn up your innards.

I'm pro-hat, but I would have to say I'm anti-hate.