Scary

You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. 

But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually.

~ Cate Blanchett

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Happy Halloween.  Here is a list of the scariest things in the world.  Please do not reply and say, "Oh, you forgot __________."  I probably left whatever you're thinking of off the list because it's too scary to even type.

1. Clowns.

2. Dolls that come to life and try to kill you.

3. Glitter.

I asked Elizabeth what else I'm afraid of.  She read what I had written and said, "Dolls.  Not just ones that come to life and try to kill you.  You're scared of all dolls."

That was helpful and true, but not reassuring.