Books

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

~ G. K. Chesterton

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I have not read the book "Elf on a Shelf."  I imagine it is brilliant despite featuring the ever-present, creepy holiday elf.  I have read some other books.  Like A Gnome in Rome (children's travel guide), A Troll on Parole, and Dwarf on a Wharf.

Warning: Dwarf on a Wharf is NOT a children's book.  You only make that mistake once.