Bed

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

~ Mitch Hedberg

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Me:  Elizabeth, you need to get to bed early tonight.

E:  What?  Why?!

Me:  Because you overslept this morning and missed the bus.

E:  Exactly!  I got TONS of sleep this morning, so why do I have to go to bed early tonight?!