The reason we're successful, darling? My overall charisma, of course.
~ Freddie Mercury
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Elizabeth: Fewer and fewer people are eating swordfish.
Maddie: What are you talking about?
Elizabeth: Because of the mercury. Swordfish are at the top of the food chain.
Maddie: What?!
Elizabeth: A little fish eats something with a little bit of mercury. Another fish eats a bunch of little fish and has more mercury. Then a swordfish eats a bunch of the middle-sized fish and has a lot of mercury.
Maddie: Oh. (very slight pause). Are the Kardashians on TV?
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