Yesterday

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

~ Will Rogers

- - - - -

Yesterday when I texted someone "Happy Cinco de Mayo," my phone autocorrected it to "Happy Concorde de NATO."

I worry about the day that machines take over the world.  They aren't really as smart as you'd think. 

(pause)

Smarter than some of our world leaders?  Maybe.  I won't say which ones because that way everyone agrees with me about some of them and everyone will think I'm right and much-beloved which is what I want to be known for when I become a world leader. 

And fly on my Concorde to visit a NATO meeting.