If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
~ Jack Handey
- - - - -So this morning, I heard on NPR that the poison hotline gets lots of calls around Halloween. They get lots of calls when little kids chew on glow sticks and get the glow stuff in their mouths and then their mouths glow in the dark.
That is yet another awesome way that babies freak out their parents. As if pooping themselves and spitting up on their parents isn't enough. And learning sign language. It freaks me out that babies can learn sign language. And if we keep teaching them that, it won't be long until they start talking with one another and organizing and just completely take over. I don't know about you, but I don't want to be led by a bunch of babies with glow-in-the-dark mouths speaking a language I don't understand.
You might say, "Don't worry, Michelle. Just wait until night time and then when they're talking you can see their glow-in-the-dark mouths and stage a coup and take control back." But you are so very, very wrong because they're speaking sign language. They don't have to open their mouths at all!
Think, people!
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