That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.
~ Bette Davis
- - - - -Leslie's Mom: I see you got sparklers. (dramatic pause) You know your dad's story about how his sister caught her dress on fire with one of those.
Leslie: (murmuring to me) I knew we wouldn't get through the day without that fireworks story. (to her mom) Don't worry. I won't let Michelle catch her little dress on fire.
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