Baked

I'm so happy because today I found my friends.  They're in my head.

~ Kurt Cobain

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If you were absolutely forced to choose between being a pothead and a chicken pot piehead, which would you choose and why?  And who is it forcing you to make this choice?  And HOW are they forcing you to make the choice?  What if you just had to choose between those two or simply being a chicken head?  And would they mean chicken like you were afraid of things or chicken as in you had the head of an actual chicken?

Basically, what I am saying to you is that you should not do drugs.  And don't let people bully you.  And also that I loathe chicken pot pie.