Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
~ Mae West
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I like surprises. Not the kind that make your heart stop. And I won't say, "I don't like bad surprises," because there is no such thing as a bad surprise. That is why they're called surPRIZES. It might not be spelled that way, but that's what they mean. They don't mean "surSHITSTORMS." That's different.
I wonder if there is a rainbow after a shitstorm. I bet it's not a very pretty one. Or maybe it is pretty because the storm has passed.
(pause)
No. I bet a rainbow after a shitstorm is in sepia.
