Writing

[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible.  I always feel the thing to go for is speed.  Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start.

~ P.G. Wodehouse

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Me: So this writing project...

Our billion dollar book

Kirk: OH you met my friend Sarah... Right?

should we write about the same topic

Yeah?

wait

we can have your conversation first

Ok.

yes, I met Sarah

Are you Facebook friends with her?

remind me of her last name

Sutton

She runs the monster truck

Lololol

LOL

Lobster

am laughing and laughing at that

No. we aren't Facebook friends.

She textbook broth

she textbook broth?

lol

this is the best

hello?

dang it