Afloat

Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, mankind the vessel.

~ Augustus Hare

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My mom has a LOT of Noah's ark stuff. A lot. More than anyone else I know. I think Kirk said he wants all of that stuff when she dies. He's always planning ways to take her stuff. I guess he doesn't love our mom as much as I do.

Anyway, you know what annoys my mom? When you call her arks a bunch of "boats." You know what else annoys her? A lot of stuff.