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Monday, July 25, 2016

Bird

If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is my second choice.
~ Nikki Giovanni
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I don't think that "giving someone the bird" is all that threatening a threat. And I don't even mean the hand gesture. I mean if you actually gave someone a bird. I mean, if you put a chicken in my yard, I might be annoyed. Or maybe I would get eggs.

If you put a duck in my garage, I could be enraged. Or I might get eggs.

If you put a falcon in the welder's mask I'm wearing... 

Wait.

THAT is a threatening threat.

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