Butterfly

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.*

~ Muhammad Ali

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How come it's called a butterfly? We don't call a wasp a "stingerfly." We don't call a bee a "buzzerfly." We don't call a lady bug a "round spotted fly." We don't call a witch a "cacklefly."

(pause)

I'm going to start calling witches "cackleflies." Who's with me? 



* Perhaps should be "Float like a butterfly, sting like a buzzerfly."