Bike

The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. 

Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. 

Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.

~ Iris Murdoch

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I think some might argue that horses are pretty pure, too.

But bikes don't poop in the middle of the street. 

Or they shouldn't.

If yours does, you need to have it checked out.