Umbrellas

I thought a shit storm was coming, and I had no umbrella.

~ Barbra Annino

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What you don't know is that when they were coming up with names for umbrellas and they asked the one guy what they should call them he said, "Um... brella?" But instead of calling them "brellas" now we call them "umbrellas."

Is the fact that you don't know this because it is a lie or because you are uninformed?

I don't know. I don't know your life.