Penguins

It's very difficult not to be excited by 10,000 king penguins.

~ Sir David Attenborough

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My brother Kirk likes penguins. That said, I bet if he had one of these penguins he would still bite its head off. 

I said he likes penguins. What I should have said is he likes TO EAT penguins!

Actually, I don't think that's true. 

In today's world there isn't really any truth at all anymore, though so I guess I can say whatever idiotic thing comes to mind. 

Wow this became a lot more emotionally-charged and political than I thought it was going to be when I looked at the photo. The unpredictability of our world is simultaneously magical and tragic.

It's tragical. Which is a combination of the words "tragic" and "magical." It is also just a regular word by itself without being a mashup word. 

(pause)

I think that about covers it for today.