Party

It's not about going to a party. It's life as a party.

~ Diane Von Furstenburg

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I am going to write a story about a woman named Loretta. She is a fun-loving gal who hopes to settle down, but keeps getting herself into trouble. Every time she meets a nice fella (because gals and fellas go together before they get married) and they get engaged, she gets in trouble. Usually it is very close to the wedding. Usually a few nights before the wedding when she's celebrating the last of her single days with her friends. She has a bit to drink. She makes bad choices. Her fella calls off the wedding as a result.

The title of the story is "The BacheLoretta Parties."

(pause)

You'd totally read that story. You know you would.